How?

How do u put a car seat on a car seat when it is supposed to be a person sitting on that seat?

=)

All Over!

So, finals ended.

&

It marked my last day staying in campus( at least for now )

So, we had to do some crazy stuffs so that we can remember our pleasant stay better.

First, it was the famous Tin Throwing.

N then, New Crap, filling up big plastic bag with water n saying 'Bye-Bye to it!'

N then, using soap!

I'm sorry Apartment , for doing such things to u.

But then again, i'm only Han Jien, and this is wat i do best!

=)

P/S: If u see there are some rubbish down there, previously, i had a box, and housemates fill tht box with rubbish. Then, i had to use the box to pack my stuff, so I poured the whole thing down!

Hailstorm!

While people in Australia are facing hailstorms.

We here in Malaysia wanted to produce hailstorm,
But,
It's just too dangerous.
Instead,
We created something more nicer,

SNOW!

After throwing snow,
We did manage to make some hailstorm.
We threw golf balls randomly,
Dont know who or wat it hit.
For that, no video. (later ppl come sue us)

Btw, the other guy u see inside besides me is JUSTIN PETER, he's my partner in crime in doing such stuff.

=)

Copying!

Copying in exams can be a good thing at the end.

Condition 1:
Ask the front/side/back side person to let u see his/her answers.

He/She turns over the page to let u see.

But, all u see is worms crawling over the page.

U also write worms on ur paper.

Condition 2:

U try calling the nearest person,

Tht idiot decides to be an even more idiotic person by ignoring u

Or rather say don noe how to do.

Condition 3:

U ask for answers.

The person is telling u the answers.

But, all u hear is some ghost like whispering coming out from them.

Condition 4:

Whispering to the back person for answers,

Mana tau ,

Tht fella left d.

And, the one sitting behind is the lecturer!

WTH.

Now,

After all this crappy situations,

At the end of it,

U'll come out from the exam hall,

All feeling the regretness of not studying..

SO,

U'll study the next time!

See, its a gud thing after all!

=)

What Comes after 'V' and before 'X'?

What comes after 'V' and before 'X' in the alphabetical order.

I know I know, very easy right, W!

During a final paper,

We had to list down all the alphabets to solve something.

Total , 26 alphabets.

Well,

I kept on getting 25 alphabets.

For at least 4.5 mins, I was thinking what is bloody missing.

Then,

I found , it was 'W'!!

Shit eh,

Study until degree edi,

Alphabets cannot find..WTS!

BIG LESSON: REMEMBER UR ALPHABETS TILL YOU DIE!

Regarding to that,

The question was to decipher something.

And the final answer is supposed to be 'SOLAR CAR'

But after deciphering I got "GO LAR CAR"

( So I thought , this is some hokkien special phrase that they use to test us)

( Happily, I put tht " GO LAR CAR " answer in)

I left it with that answer, until last minute, before passing up, I asked ppl, n i changed it to SOLAR CAR!

So much for testing us using Hokkien words.

=)

Burned!

Ouch!

I got Burned today,

TWICE!!

The stupid part is , i got burned by papers!

I Saw This In The Toilet!

When we were young or rather children.

Parents or other adults always scold us and tell us not to eat sweets.

&

Always remind us to brush our teeth.

Gula-gula are sweet in taste right,

So, it must be that sugar are not healthy for ur teeth.

BUT,

Parents didnt realise that,

TOOTHPASTE

are also sweet in taste.

If u dont believe me, squeeze out some toothpaste n leave it somewhere where ants can reach them.

After a while, u'll see ants all over the toothpaste!

So,

Brushing teeth = Using toothpaste = Sweet taste = Makan gula-gula.

(Unless u brush ur teeth using shampoo then different story k)

SO,

If parents ask to brush teeth, we brush, when they say dont eat sweet, we tell them dont brush teeth!! Wakaka!!

=)

Guys Being Guys

Guys will always be guys.
Doing stuff without thinking much.
Once decided, ON! it is!
=)

Ytd evening, we planned to go for the upcoming F1 thingy is sepang.
At night, we checked the prices online.
RM500 for main grandstand tickets.

This morning,
Visit our dear friend ATM, to choke out RM500.
Drove to Sepang, we happily paid RM500 and we got our tickets!
HAHAHA!!





See u Lotus, Petronas, Virgin etc very soon..!!!

=)


Correction: We did buy grandstand tickets, but at student price. Not RM500.
But, RM150 only.

It Seems That Things Are Liddat.

This is what We think about our studying environment.
A mixture of Dota stuffs from me.
Girls that happen to study in Uniten, please dont feel offended in any way k.

Here goes,

If u are a normal looking girl in the outside world,
(U dont attract much guys before, So, u're counted as Level 1)
If u come to Uniten, u will UP-Level by a few levels.
Guys will notice u like crazy.

Girls will not only score single kills,double kills,triple kills,
But, they will have quadruple kills, pent..... kills, hex.... kills, etc...
U can have as many Killing Sprees as u want!
As many guys will go *Siow-Siow* over u.

Lets say, u are a quite nice looking girl.
N u come over to Uniten.
U will earn not only God-Like.
But wat ever Earth-Like, Water-Like (Anything extraordinary that u can think off)

The thing is, we guys in here, judge at a lower standard compared to Sunway, TAR, etc..

So, if u are a girl, and u dont have enough attention throughout ur life, try coming to UNITEN, I can assure u, Ur life will take a huge LEAP!

To make this even better.


P/S: even if u dont show ur ass crack, ppl will still notice u. LOL!!

Revenge!

Last time,
I used to look like this,
Hairstyle, i mean.



When I had that hairstyle,
I looked innocent, easy to bully,
Small kids tortured me,
Cats see me also, they came charging at me.
Dogs see me also, showed me palia faces.
When I scold bad words, ppl laughed at me.(thought i was some kind of cartoon)
I had enough!!!

Revenge time.
I decided to change.



Now, CCB.
Cats see me also faint,
Rottweiler dogs see me also run away.
Kids see me also run to their mothers.
Teachers see already, straight give me immunity to penalty points.

NYEK! NYEK! NYEK!
NOW,
U feelin me?!!
hahahah!!

Grandfather of mine.

My grandfather loves to watch Badminton.
Same to my dad and myself.

Here's the thing, my grandfather watches badminton through tv, in Klang, Malaysia.
He's been living in Malaysia the whole of his life.
BUT,
He hates the Malaysia Badminton Team to the core.
Regardless of which country is playing against Malaysia, He just wants Malaysia to lose.
Lagi lar if China playing Malaysia.

Try picturing this,
For example,
Lee Chong Wei plays Lin Dan,
and he is watching that particular match.

IF Lin Dan wins, my grandfather will be a happy man.
IF Chong Wei wins, he will immediately switch off the TV and say he wont watch badminton anymore and his mood will be bad for the next few hours.

I, for one, LOVES Malaysia very much.
Definitely, I will support Malaysia.

SO, Each time, Malaysia wins and China somehow losses or rather did not perform.
I will sengaja mention it to my grandfather to 'Kek'/Piss him a bit.
U ppl may think that i'm bad?
I'm just being a plain naughty grandchild!
=)

P/S:Who asked him to Hate Lee Chong Wei so much? hahaha & I LOVE MY GRANDFATHER k!

This is Dirty and The end, I'm a little Chee Sin

These are the things some guys look at girls for:

1. Big Boobs.
(So that they can grab them, and when they hug, he can feel spongy)

2. Boobless (Airport style).
(So that, there wont be boundaries in between when they hug)

3. Nice legs.
(Nice legs just make some guys go 'High High')

4. Wear glasses.
(I guess, they just wanna 'Shoot' on the glasses)

5. Big eyes?
(To feel the love?)

6. Hairy?
(YUCKS!)

7. Big cleavage.
(So he can make it like the klang river and flow rubbish through it)

Now, Now, my turn k..
I personally think that......


Girls with short hair are * BOOM BOOM POW!* in a way..
It just brings out some part of the hidden chunness!!
(This is Chee Sin)

U-Turn

U leave a shit hole which is totally shity for u.
On the verge of successfully leaving that hole,
U Take a BIG
U-TURN!
Now, u get back to that same shit hole where u started?
Dont blame faith.
Dont blame ur mind.
U CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT!
Not ur mind.

Now, stuck in that hole .
N that hole is slowly filling up with water.
N u are gonna drown! drown!!

Uniten is a great donor to their students.

UNITEN is a great university to attend,
Nice facilities,
Great lecturers,
They are even very gud donors to their students.

1.This is wat i've found in Uniten.

Please take it as I found them k, I REALLY didnt steal them.
I enter a class, the poor little things just lie there like orphans without owners/parents, so, being me, (a nice person) I pick them up and took care of them. =)

2.This is wat i've "Taken" from Uniten.

These are just some great signs thingy that barely costs a few cents.
I take them also, so I can put them in my room to remind me to have good toilet etiquette, use the rubbish bin, save electricity etc...

3.This is wat Uniten gave to me.

Since playing firecrackers in Uniten is so much fun,
They gave me great ideas how to play firecrackers.
EG: Placing the bomb in between mandarin oranges.

4.Uniten also made us see "BOWLING PINS" any where we go.

They never make us see such bowling pins.
BUT, the real life walking ones, everyone we go, we just see them.
It just makes us lifeless. =)
I think , the amount of bowling pins they have here is more than wat a professional bowler will ever manage to drop in their life.

Let Me Show You Something. =)

Remember that i did post something about me being Vice-Director for a moral project thingy?
Here's the prove.


(Enlarge to see it better)

Actually, i'm not really pointing out tht i'm the vice-director.
See one more thing k..
Look at the red circle.
If u cant see wat i'm trying to say.

Its that, u see the other parts, once the head of that particular department is a chinese, the followers will be chinese, once the head is an indian, the followers will be indians.
This not only happened in the few departments in the picture, but to the rest as well.

IS THIS CALLED MORAL PROJECT??

Open Mind.

When we refer to parents (normally)

-> Ibu Bapa.
-> Mother and father.

Why does the woman part come first?
Why it cannot be Bapa Ibu??

It's not that woman are better than man OR man are lousier k!
It's just that we, Man have the gentleman sense in us, so we let the woman go 1st.
Plus, we, love woman more than woman loves the man, thats why we want them "ON TOP OF US", we can respect them from the BOTTOM.

So, woman out there, don think we, man are afraid of u k..
We simply love u more than anything in the world.
Appreciate that =)

If u dont, later there wont be words like Ibu Bapa, Mother and Father.
( We will choose female monkeys instead, then it will become )
-> Monyet Bapa.
-> Monkey and Father.
hahahaha!!

In the Outside World.

In the outside working world.
There are two types of people.
One the Boss, One the worker.

For example, u go fix something of ur car.
The boss will just sit there, n direct the workers to attend to u.
When u ask the worker for the price of something.
(deep down inside, the worker would love to tell u the price n act like the boss, but then, he's just the worker, so, he has to ask u to refer to the boss)
I'm sure, the worker feels like shit, because he cannot say the things that he wants.
On the other hand, the boss's job is great, all he has to do, is instruct ppl and collect money.

Therefore, people who are reading this.
Study hard, Study ur ass off if can, Study till ur underwear drops, Study till shit also no time or even Study while shitting, Study while kissing ur partner..etc..
So that one day, u can become the Boss, not the idiotic worker who emo all the time, coz they never study enough and they dont have the power to tell out prices they want...

P/S:Although we learn everyday till we all die, We only study once in our life, So, give it ur best shot!
=)

Equation

Chi=Aura=Power=Strength=Energy=Electric=TNB=UNITEN= HAN JIEN

Therefore, Aura = Han Jien

=)

Dont let this happen!

Quote by Dad & Sister.
(Actual version in Hokkien)

-> People climb on top of ur head and shit.
Shit finish already never flush.
Yet, Call friends come over and shit also.
They shit finish already.
Bring dog come pee.
Finally, they all leave by stepping on ur head.

I guess many people dont understand this.
It means that, don let ppl take opportunity or rather take u for granted.
Once they start doing it, they will become more aggressive in doing so.
So, Think nicely when letting people 'layan' u.
OR
Dont be too nice, in a way!
=)