Moral

This semester, we took Moral 1 as one of our subjects.
We were required to plan and carry out a project for charity purpose.
And we came up with a carnival thingy.

This is the best part,
I, Han Jien was elected Vice Director of that particular project.
(Actually, its not surprising lar, looking at how gud i can be at things...hahahaha)

But, till now, I don noe wat the hell is going on with our project, whether it will go on anot.
Because, we barely had moral classes, (the lecturer is one lazy big sized, bapuk style fella)
So, this happened Ytd.

It was moral class time.
The lecturer came in, gave us a piece of paper, and it was our mid term question paper, and we were required to hand it in next week (mid term paper consists of 10 objective question & we got one week to do it, =) )

Then the lecturer said this,
Saya ada sikit hal, kena pergi. So, u semua bincang project dengan Head of project k.
(The thing is, the Head of project didnt come tht day)
I being the Vice, had to take over the discussion.
And I wrote this on the white board.



The class started at 4, supposed to end at 6. We all left at 4.20.
=)

Students

To those students who always sleep in class, find it hard to open ur eyes during classes, have friends who like to sleep in class.

I have a SOLUTION!

Go get "Counter Pain"




When feeling the urge to sleep when the lecturer is making noise in front.
Just take out that small lil bottle of counter pain n squeeze some on ur hands, rub them and this is the most important part --> INHALE the wonderful smell of counter pain.

It's like a drug, ur eyes will definitely open wide.

U can also try , rubbing them on ur face like facial cream , this works better.

IF ur friend is the one who always sleeps, put some on their face..

Try This!

P/S: a bottle of counter pain only cost 6bucks. but ur parents are paying few thousand just for ur education, so, don waste it away. Counter pain is worth it =)

Driving

For those that drive, u might get this all the time.
For those who dont, u will get this once u start driving.

Last week,
while driving,
I was 'placed' behind a kancil.

He drove at 30km/h.(I know that speed kills, so I was patient enough to follow, but tension built inside)

Then, he suka-suka cut left n right without signals(it didnt bother me much, but still, tension growing)

Then, in front was a traffic light, it was green for quite some time, due to his "speed kills concept" , the light turned red.

This time, tension reached max, i wanted to scold Fu*k U, C.C.B, all kinds of crap words that i can find.

Then i saw one pretty yellow sign at the right corner of his rear mirror.
It showed this,



After seeing this, I had so suck back my words, n just kesian tht poor man..

Passed traffic lights, I overtake him( i know, i should have done that earlier), indeed, he was an old man.

Government, please dont let old ppl drive, they will cause many ppl to get heart attack . (sorry grandpa)
=)

Ang Pows

The Chinese New Year is all about Ang Pows for us young ppl.
Receiving them is great Fun!
Try collecting all of them, don open.
Then open at once.
50 packets one by one.
It's Super Tiring.
Your fingers can also get cramps.
Seriously, it's like, when is the end? Keep on opening, opening, opening!

But still, u get MONEY at the end of it! =)

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will be back in a few days.!
=)

On 14th of February 2010

On 14th of February 2010,

I will sing " Where Is The Love " for Valentine's Day.
I will sing " Boom Boom Pow " for the fire crackers
I will sing " I Got A Feeling " when i'm gambling.
I will sing " Meet Me Halfway " during visiting.
I will sing " Imma Be " for the lion dance's head.
I will sing " My Humps " for the lion dance's tail.

Lastly, ( sorry but i got no more titles from Black Eyed Peas)
I will sing " Twinkle Twinkle Little Star " before I sleep!

=)

I Miss

I miss talking to ...
I miss texting ...
I miss calling ...
I miss kissing ...
I miss saying I Hate You to ... ?
I miss saying I Love You to ...
I miss holding your hands ...

I Miss Han Jien!

=) =) =) =)

Confession...

Here's a confession by me, Teh Han Jien.



I used to watch Barney and Friends all the time when i was innocent looking as above, around 3-5 years old.
When it's 5pm, I will be in front of the TV watching tht purple thingy with his other colourful friends, opening the magic bag; taking out some special stuffs. My maid will feed me dinner while I listen to this -->


I love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!

I love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!



I have to admit that watching that big purple thingy kind of made me who I am now. BTW, It's a great kiddie show, way better than Telletubies!

The following are the things that Barney shaped me .

Barney taught me to smile all the time.



He then taught me to have many friends.



He even showed me why I should Love small ones.



This might be a surprise, but He taught me to be Naughty also.=)


Lastly, He taught me to be Creative & Crazy with him using His Magic Bag.


So, here I am.


Always smiling.



I Love small kids.





Creativity.



Naughty?

No lar, I didnt learn the Naughty part =)



Next time, when u all have children, do tell them to watch Barney and Friend's. ( If it is still around, or rather, u can buy the CD's now and keep)