Sorry It Died So Long

I was in a foreign country,
&
Who says Malaysian drivers are bad in DRIVING??



But!
I can bravely say!
Malaysians are NASTY NASTY ppl :)

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Exam!

Final Exam Mode!
No time!
* I GUESS

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Crazy POST by PPL

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Buffet Steamboat

U know wat is buffet steamboat????

There there!

The one where u can eat all u want!

ALL U WANT!

Until U PUKE then can EAT AGAIN!

This One is BUFFET STEAMBOAT.

When u FRY the food at the side,

U put BUTTER, MARJERIN, all kinds of rubbish....

&

When some people take the soup thingyS at the center,

The soup will drop onto the pan,

&

When oil and soup MIX.....

BOOOOMMMMM!!!

Tiny BOMBS will 'Spray' 'Sprinkle' everywhere,

to our dear little hands!

PAINSSFULSS!!

So, u do this!!

Ignore the FAT GUY in front.

U actually, use a BANANA leaf and and and create a BARRIER!

To protect urself!

SUPERB INVENTION

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VANDAlism

Vandalism!

This word only existed maybe 30 years plus ago or maybe longer,

When some small or big people decided to do this

Alright! Alright!
Maybe this is not Vandalism.
&
According to WIKI-oh-PEDIA

SEEE!! The ROMANS started it 1st, too bad, not MALAYSIANS!

Respect of CULTURE u know,

Siow siow eh,

This is somehow,

What everyone know VANDALISM as

Criminal Damage directed towards any property without any permission of the owner.

What if we dont know who the Owner is?

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Oh well,

This is what I saw in VANDALISM

In a perfectly, comfortable, nice, with air-cond filled lecture room,

Seeeee!! so nice, got air-cond!

But then, these kids, decided to do somethings WITHOUT the permission of the OWNERS

After doing such VANDALISING acts!
It was all for their own benefit!

Children nowadays are getting from BAD TO EVEN MORE BAD?

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Organ Donation

Few days back,

There was an organ donation campaign thingy in my uni.

It was in the middle of a walkway,

So,

We wouldnt miss it

The man asked us to donate.

On the banner of persuasion, there was a note citing

" When U R.I.P, u dont need ur organs "

How persuading can it be! =D

Oh well,

I signed up for it,

But it wasnt my organs that I was gonna donate,

It was this 'ORGAN' that i have at home

That laid that for years without anyone touching it

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This guy must be feeling pain in his face all the time, poor poor boy

Students are getting from WORST to BAD
Lecturers ask them to do graphics crap, they do THIS crap

Not only that,
They see more than just FB

Even tries to stick his FACE in! Aiyooyoo

TSK TSK TSK!

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HI!

When u are Bored in Lectures!

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GiraFFe

When it comes to exams, tests, etc...

We all automatically switch from HUMANS to Giraffe!

Our heads wont be jumping up to play BASKETBALL!
Oh No No No!

Our heads will be high up looking for answers!

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Monopoly DEAL!

U know the game MONOPOLY DEAL!

If u dont know, go and get it now, N PLAY IT!

It's super duper dam kao NICE!

A little brief explanation of the game,

It's a card game, unlike the original one, which is made up of a BOARD.

In Monopoly deal, the GOAL is to obtain three full sets of any property,

&

U can ask people for RENT

&

U can STEAL people's properties,

&

Ask for BIRTHDAY monies

&

ETC!!!

We got so addicted, until, almost each INTERVAL of class, we play it,

EVEN while waiting for FOOD!

Then, these two FAT people,

Playing until crazy, they decided to change the rules to UNLIMITED number of properties, and the objective was time, such as ( 30mins, 25 mins etc)

Means, there is practically no stopping!!!!

With new rules,

New tactics came out!!!

I dont think u can see wat so wrong about it right???

Dont be fooled by that CHEEKY FAT LAUGH!

Now u SEEE!!
Wat he actually does,
Because, they can have a MAXIMUM of 7 cards in Hand,
This FAT GUY here, put them in the shoes, so he can have more cards!
&
Trust me, he ALWAYS WIN!!!

GO GET MONOPOLY DEAL PEOPLE!!

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P/S:Bad THINGS happen to BAD people!

Konnonnya wanna be hardworking

Bull shit!!

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Stretch Marks

I'm sure all of u people out there know what are STRETCH MARKS!

YES! They are awful.

All of u think that they result of somethings to do with FAT then THIN then bla bla bla!

Maybe those are all wrong concepts.

Actually,

Stretch marks come from

They in fact,

COME FROM STRESS OF STUDYING!

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The HEAT!

The weather is DAM hot these days,

Being poor, and no money to buy AIR-COND, or rather, I DONT WANNA SPOIL THE ENVIRONTMENT WITH MORE AIR COND =)

I had to google up some ideas to keep cool.

&

I really tried one of them,

Which was to PUT A CONTAINER OF Ice plus cold water in front of a blowing fan.

&

It works! Beat the Heat

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Cockroach

A Cock-roach is an INSECT!

This insect is very dangerous insect.

According to my friend,

This insect can BITE human and EAT them up,

LIKE wat they do in MEN IN BLACK 1.

So,

Next time,

When u sleep, make sure the lights are on,

Or else, the Cock-ROACH will bite u.

;)

Tagging

See this photo!

Takkan they can detect Pretty girl, Handsome guy cannot right??

Stupid Automatic TAGGING crap!
Just because I opened my MOUTH,
They cannot determine who i am!!!

=S

Aunty that DRIVES

While driving,

With MUMMY beside of me.

I came to a junction,

&

OPSSSIE! I went out too much

&

A car was coming

That was two AUNTIES! in the car.

She bloody slowed down her car

&

Kept on STARING at me!

I got fed up and showed her this!

Then,
I remembered! OPSS! Mummy is beside of me!

OH well! it all went smoothly and she was cool with it!

BOOOO!!!! to u bloody staring aunty!

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ARMPIT!

Immediately after sprinting for 50m in swimming,

A guy,

Which I never spoken to in my life,

Told me this,

Guy :DAM! I cannot feel my legs at all, dam tiring!

* This is the best part! *

Guy : Dude! did u saw that GIRL'S ARMPIT?

HJ: What u mean???

Guy : HER ARMPIT IS FULL OF HAIR! So Disgusting! There there, she now swimming in lane 6.

Next,

When the girl came up!

It was something like this!! YUCKS!!!

Maybe not so bad!
But! Really! hers are disgusting!!!

=P

Canteen!

Recently,

I was in ACS School Canteen,

Me former school,

But,

They changed the canteen.

This is the new canteen.

Apparently,

As u can see! The MENU has lots of FOODS!

BUT!!!!!!

On wednesday, a GUY ate this!

and then,

ON FRIDAY!

He ate this!

U See!!!
Its the same food!

and it not only happened with one person!
but WITH EVERYONE!

And!
They say that, that is the only food there!!

So much for the MENU! my ass!

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Finished

Exams Finished

&

all the HYPE for it to finish,

became not so much HYPED after all.

Like always,

U just have NOTHING to do!

That should be the way of it I guess!

EPPYYY Holidays!

:)

Exam

I'm having FINALS!

SO......

To U and ME!

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Earthquake

This is no Insult to Japan or anything k,

I kesian them as much as u do.

But,

I find it very CONFUSING!

Which magnitude of Earthquake did they really face
On that particular time!

Maybe its all added up.

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Wisdom

Ppl always say,

AS U GROW OLDER! U BECOME WISER!

Han Jien was saying this in the afternoon,

" Er, u know the time when U.S attacked AMERICA and the story was shown in CNN "

Ya ya ya!

As u grow OLDER, u become WISER,

But ur speech GETS LOUSIER!!

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A & W

I went to A&W today!

And the cashier lady happened to be a TYPICAL CHINESE NAMED LADY!

MEI LING!

I expected her to speak to me English or something!

Mana Tau!

She speaked to me in BM!

* Makan Sini ke Bawa Balik? *

( Her BM was dam fluent! )

But then!

HER MATH SUCKS!

As u can see!

She was supposed to give me back 5 CENTS change!

But she gave me 50 CENTS!

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This is very nice! hahahaha

I got this message from a particular human,

A GUY k, dont get me wrong.

ya

k la night

tmr still got school

night night

sweet dream

love u coach

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Kacang-Kacang 2

Remember the KACANG story,
Here's the sequel to it
After sometime,
This happened to the kacang shells.

They started to rot and grow fungus

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Kacang-Kacang

The CHINESE NEW YEAR just passed.

N

The chinese ppl, like to give peanuts on that festive season.

Due to some sayings.

So,

When we have too much peanuts at home!

We bring them to classes to eat!

Then, after eating, of course we have to throw the shells away right?

Since we dont have a rubbish bin nearby,

We throw it in places convenient to us, like this!!

& It looked very messy and obvious, so we had to think of another solution, and we found it!!!

After fitting the shells in!
We had to cover them back to look like normal

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Valentine's Day

Hello People!

Long Long time no see!

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Valentine's Day!

Couples Day!

Loving Day!

For me to have,

Girlfriend's DAY!

She TOOK this from her hse fridge!

But still, its nice, coz of her effort of taking it!

But then!!!

She not only gave me something she 'took', but also this!

Inside,
There were,
Cute little papers and stars filled with uncountable amount of messages and lil sweet words.

The amount of sweet messages are enough to kill colonies of ANTS and BEES throughout the world!

Thank U LEONIE!

For all u did for me!

&

The effort to 'take' something!

LOVE U!!!

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Sleep Mode

Monkey!

See the little yellow man driving!

Video

This video was taken quite some time ago,

Years actually.

Quarantine :)

A change of name!

I called up an EYE SPECIALIST clinic place!
To make an appointment,
Coz,
My eyes, I think they got burned,
Coz of seeing LEONIE too much! =D

Then,
The lady asked for my name!
I told her ------ T...E...H H...A...N J...I...E...N

After writing down my name, she asked me this, Sir, ur name is CEH HAS JIEN?
*she must be thinking, wat kind of human is this?*

She changed my T into C & N into S.

I laughed my ass off!

I guess, thats why they are an eye specialist center and not a EAR SPECIALIST center, coz they mmg have problem with their hearing.


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A visit!

Just minutes ago!

I was in my room, talking to someone!

Then,

I got a 'KNOCK KNOCK' on my door!

Wondering who it was,

I went to the door, to see who it is!

Then,

I saw this,

To my surprise,

It was a monkey,

She was carrying a bag with stuff in it!

Then,

I invited her in for a seat,

She took out her stuff that she got for me!

WOAH!!
Dam alot of stuff!
Got chocs, sweets, popcorn, etc!
&
The thing were all from the STATES!
Then I asked,
Who sent u here lil monkey!
She was too shy,
So she kept on smiling and PUTTING THE HAND ON THE MOUTH!

Then,
she told me that she wanted to sleep,
So, i let her to my bed!

Even when sleeping, she couldnt close her eyes,
&
The hand was still there all the time!
When she woke up,
She wanted to leave,
So we took a picture before she left,

Then,
I asked her again,
Who sent her???

She replied me;

Leonie, Ur Girlfriend Sent me!

She wanted u to have all this snacks,

So she wont be fat, instead, U will be the one getting FAT!

&

Leonie LOVES U!

Then,

Off she went,

I thought she left herself!
BUT!
Later on,
When i went to my car to get something,
I was SHOCKED to see this!

She happily sat in my CAR!
&
Now, u can see her in my CAR always!
(STILL WITH HER HAND ON HER MOUTH)

Thank U Leonie!

I HEART U!

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