The BIG 2!

SO!

Say BYEE-BYEE to a '1' in front, =( I will never get a '1' in front of my age anymore, not untill 100)

N say Hello! to Number 2.

This is the last pic I will ever take when I have a '1' in front!

Well,

My DAY was filled with FB wishes (Some which were from aliens using FB on MARS)

I replied ALL k! I even spoke alien language to them.

I got the paling COOLEST wish! The SHORTEST anyone will ever get.

N, I got it from my eldest sister.

Her Msg was - HB

Yes! Thts the whole wish.Not even a FULL STOP. How short can a birthday wish get?

Sister oh Sister!

*I think if my grandfather knew how to send a msg, he would have sent a longer one*

=)

Bapa-Bapaks

Different Occupation-ed/Type Dads.

Engineer Dad

-Son, you gotta see everything in particles, everything is Physics. Even next time when you HUMP your wife, that requires Physics, so, Physics is ALL!

Doctor Dad

-Son, what is happening inside your body, you cannot see. What you can see is outside of people, which is HOW BIG THEIR ASSETS ARE!

Nutritionist Dad

-Son, you cannot eat this, you cannot eat that, practically, you cannot eat anything, just live without food!

Gangster Dad

-Son, although saya gangster, 'wa' tak mau lu jadi like saya. I mahu lu pergi 'tok shi' 'gao gao' then come out, jadi Professor Dr Gangster.

Indon Dad

-Anak, pergi sekolah belajar baik-baik. Balik rumah, belajar bina rumah. Malam, belajar BERENANG. Apabila besar, BERENANG PERGI MALAYSIA, dan cari kerja bina rumah!

Businessman Dad

-Son, Dont have to study smart smart NEVERMIND. All you have to think about is ' $ KA-CHING $'

Singaporean Dad

-Son, Try to move to Malaysia when you grow up because, our country is gonna SINK! one day, and there is no point staying here.

I'm sure all of the above Dads are not yours. They came out from my imagination.

Our own Dad is the COOLEST, GREATEST of all.

Although Father's Day has passed by.

Take Everyday as Father's Day and LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART!

=)

Size Does Matter.

GREEN MAN

-He will probably die the 1st (Maybe at 50) due to LOUSY health or maybe cant stand the insults he gets from people due to the fatness he owns!

BLUE MAN

-He might die at the age of 98? due to his healthy life. No insults from people. Gets LOVE from everyone. (He might look fat, but, he's not k)

RED MAN

-U might think that he will probably die at the age of 100+??

NOPE. He will the one to die the earliest, coz this will happen to him.

Due to his super thin-ness, he will be blown away by the wind!

The moral of this thing is, dont get oversized or undersized.

U will die early!

=)

I Feel

I feel dam sleepy.

I keep on wanna go to bed and sleep.

Even after sleeping,

I still feel tired.

I had a dam long sleep ytd night.

I feel so lazy.

I guess,

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I'M HAVING PERIOD!

Do Period ppl feel such things?

=)

Be Good At What You Study

People are often good at what they study.

Or

They study what they like.

These two students tried something out of the ordinary,

They are Engineering students, attempting BIOLOGY!

I guess they FAILED! pretty badly

=)

House Rules!

House RULES made by ME!

=)

A Call

I got a call recently from a (Quite Dumb Human Being)

He (Better to be kept as Anonymous) was asking for directions to somewhere as he was lost.

ME: Where are u now?

Anonymous: I'm now lost in **** ****

ME: Okayy. Then can u at least tell me any landmark ( Buildings, Petrol stations, etc..) u see around?

Anonymous: Er, I see TREES.

ME: *Think to myself* What kind of stupid answer is that? Why not just answer u see ROADS, Dumb Ass. Seriously, What kind of answer is TREES, We live on Earth lar, Everywhere got TREES, Even the desert got cactus plants which can be TREES.

(Some people are just plain TOO SMART*MYFOOTLAR*)

=)

Cina

Attended a 1Malaysia Sports Carnival thingy.

Then,

At the same time,

They were having some Basketball Tournament.

So,

I watched for a while.

&

The tournament was actually this,

The Banner actually states that this particular Basketball Tournament is for " BUKAN CINA"

I guess CINA ppl are the powerhouse of Basketball until they actually BAN them from joining.

=)

Sing This With The Actual Song Playing.

.....
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Momy Poko.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke one cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Momy Poko.

Momy Poko.

Mo-mo-my-poko.

Mo-mo-my poko Pants!

=)

Train!

I'm sure all of u know about the PINK coach for ladies only during train rides.

It's a very good idea indeed.

To take care the welfare of the females.

*Thumbs Up*

But,

I have another even better idea to propose.

Why not the government, introduce another PLAN!

YELLOW Coach only for INDONS & INDONS only,

INDONS are not only encouraged to take that particular coach, BUT, they MUST!!

&

Malaysians are welcomed to go aboard that coach but at OWN RISK!

(Risk of being ill-treated by Indons)

Since,

The Indons are the ones causing havoc by robbing, pick pocketing, raba-ing girls, making loud noises, etc...

And their population using the Train services are quite high.

So,

A YELLOW Coach for them,

Then, Indons wont be able to come near Malaysians!

And, We Malaysians can be saved from all those stupid things which they are good at doing besides swimming across the channel to enter Malaysia.

I'm sure, we wont mind the delays that happen from time to time,

As long as our safety is assured!

=)

If any indon reads this and feel offended, dont be k, look at the bright side, our government care for u guys so much that they even give u, ur own coaches..

Lets Talk about PAUL THE OCTOPUS!

If u have no idea how Paul looks like, here it is.

The following lines are taken from an internet report.

*So what now for Paul? Will he be asked to pick the final? Will he only pick Germany's third-place match? Will he be eaten? Or will he break free from his German captors and begin a reign of tentacled terror, enslaving all human kind, declaring ownership of all the world's decorative pillows and living the rest of his life in peace, free from intrusive cameras and silly flag-covered boxes containing his food? Only the oracle octopus can say.*

I personally like those lines in red, they really got me laughing.

This is what i think Malaysians will do with it.

Some Malaysians will probably kidnap the Octopus and use it to predict 4D numbers.

OR

Predict which Poli*ical party will win in the next election.

OR

Predict when Malaysia will enter the World Cup ( Then it will predict our matches as well).

This is what might happen.

Restaurants serving Octopus on their menu will charge MORE because Octopus are believed to have NINE brains and therefore giving eaters better thinking skills.

Octopus will become a GLOBAL ICON and maybe replace Gan*hi.

Movies like 'The Attack of the Octopus', 'Octopus 1, Octopus 2, Octopus 3', ' The Life of the Octopus' will be shown in cinemas again and this time in 3D!

This is what will happen in the Next World Cup.

CHINA will use Panda to predict their results.

JAPAN will use some animals with Sepet-ed Eyes *I cannot figure out any*

KOREA will ask GIRLS GENE*ATION to dance their way to the Finals.

AUSTRALIA will use Koala to chew out their results.

NEW ZEALAND will use Sheeps to BLEK their to winning.

GERMANY will still use the Octopus but with the name of 'Harry'.

AND WORLD CUP will have a new name. ANIMALS WORLD CUP!

=)

I have no idea how this post came up.

KFC!

People normally eat KFC fried chicken and chips with chili sauce, tomato sauce etc..

But,

Some Human Beings eat them with .....

CHILI PADI AND SOY SAUCE

=)

Drivers

While Driving......

Guys often Bang any Potholes they come across because they don't have a hole of themselves!

Girls (most of them) cannot drive a Stick Car (Manual) because they don't have a stick of their own!

' Half guy half girl a.k.a Bapuks 'cannot drive At All because they often stand by the roadside and get guys to pick them up!

=)