Difference When U Eat In Mamak & Dine In Nice Restaurants

A plate of Fried Rice in a NICE Restaurant is RM12

A plate of Fried Rice in a Mamak Stall is RM4.

A difference of multiples of 3 times.

U know WHY??!

These are the reasons :-

1. The tables in the Restaurant is so CLEAN, even if ur food drop on the table, u can SCOOP it back to eat it.

Not only scoop back, u can practically LICK it from the table.

BUT,

If ur food happened to drop on the table of Mamak, Even if i wash and cook again, U wont eat!

2. When u enter a Nice Restaurant, u will get GREETINGS!

BUT,

In a Mamak Stall, all u get from the workers are STARES that means * tengok apa LANC*U*

3. In a Nice Restaurant, u get to be a good CITIZEN and pay for 5% GOVERNMENT TAX.

BUT,

In a Mamak Stall, U will be a LOUSY CITIZEN because u dont pay TAX!

(Konnonnya Malaysian Citizen, Celebrate Merdeka, Malaysia Day summor)

4. In a Nice Restaurant, the workers will feel TREASURED! because, u pay them 10% Service Charge.

BUT,

In a Mamak Stall, they are not TREASURED, so, U MIGHT FIND SALIVA in ur FOODS!

5. In a Nice Restaurant, u Wont GET LUNG CANCER, because ppl dont smoke there.

BUT,

In a Mamak Stall, all u get is CHIMNEYS!

6. A RM12 Fried Rice got PORK!

BUT,

A RM4 Fried Rice got PORK-LESS!

So,

The High End, Nice Restaurant WINS!

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