The following lines are taken from an internet report.
*So what now for Paul? Will he be asked to pick the final? Will he only pick Germany's third-place match? Will he be eaten? Or will he break free from his German captors and begin a reign of tentacled terror, enslaving all human kind, declaring ownership of all the world's decorative pillows and living the rest of his life in peace, free from intrusive cameras and silly flag-covered boxes containing his food? Only the oracle octopus can say.*
I personally like those lines in red, they really got me laughing.
This is what i think Malaysians will do with it.
Some Malaysians will probably kidnap the Octopus and use it to predict 4D numbers.
OR
Predict which Poli*ical party will win in the next election.
OR
Predict when Malaysia will enter the World Cup ( Then it will predict our matches as well).
This is what might happen.
Restaurants serving Octopus on their menu will charge MORE because Octopus are believed to have NINE brains and therefore giving eaters better thinking skills.
Octopus will become a GLOBAL ICON and maybe replace Gan*hi.
Movies like 'The Attack of the Octopus', 'Octopus 1, Octopus 2, Octopus 3', ' The Life of the Octopus' will be shown in cinemas again and this time in 3D!
This is what will happen in the Next World Cup.
CHINA will use Panda to predict their results.
JAPAN will use some animals with Sepet-ed Eyes *I cannot figure out any*
KOREA will ask GIRLS GENE*ATION to dance their way to the Finals.
AUSTRALIA will use Koala to chew out their results.
NEW ZEALAND will use Sheeps to BLEK their to winning.
GERMANY will still use the Octopus but with the name of 'Harry'.
AND WORLD CUP will have a new name. ANIMALS WORLD CUP!
=)
I have no idea how this post came up.
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