Engineer Dad
-Son, you gotta see everything in particles, everything is Physics. Even next time when you HUMP your wife, that requires Physics, so, Physics is ALL!
Doctor Dad
-Son, what is happening inside your body, you cannot see. What you can see is outside of people, which is HOW BIG THEIR ASSETS ARE!
Nutritionist Dad
-Son, you cannot eat this, you cannot eat that, practically, you cannot eat anything, just live without food!
Gangster Dad
-Son, although saya gangster, 'wa' tak mau lu jadi like saya. I mahu lu pergi 'tok shi' 'gao gao' then come out, jadi Professor Dr Gangster.
Indon Dad
-Anak, pergi sekolah belajar baik-baik. Balik rumah, belajar bina rumah. Malam, belajar BERENANG. Apabila besar, BERENANG PERGI MALAYSIA, dan cari kerja bina rumah!
Businessman Dad
-Son, Dont have to study smart smart NEVERMIND. All you have to think about is ' $ KA-CHING $'
Singaporean Dad
-Son, Try to move to Malaysia when you grow up because, our country is gonna SINK! one day, and there is no point staying here.
I'm sure all of the above Dads are not yours. They came out from my imagination.
Our own Dad is the COOLEST, GREATEST of all.
Although Father's Day has passed by.
Take Everyday as Father's Day and LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART!
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nice one! i like! =)
ReplyDeletethank uuu =)
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