Commonwealth Commentary

If u watch the live telecast commonwealth thingy on TV, Channel 1

RTM 1.

Then u will know wat i'm saying.

The commentator,

Likes to change the athlete's names.

Dinesh - DANISH. (That guy happened to be from SRI LANKA, but they change him to some white fella from white country)

Megan Dunn - MEGAN TAN.

Leng Louis - LENG LUI'S. (I was thinking, where got LENG LUI, wat the hell is this fella talking about, Guy playing, but keep on Leng Lui Leng Lui)

Shane Perkins - SHAME PERKINS

Josiah Ng - JOSIAH ANG

A particular Commentator was talking about a Cycling Event.

When the cyclist started off, he had this GRRRR face on him, as he was trying very hard to accelerate.

Our dear Commentator was saying this,

"Ahhh Ahh, Kini dia mula! *grrrrrr* kayuhhannya *grrr* yang *grrrr* sungguh kuat *grrrrrr* "

(He was practically grinning also, wat the hell u share the same grin as cyclist for? )

2nd one. Ping Pong game.

Wahh! Back hand yang amat baik sekali.

Lagi satu back hand screw yang amat tajam.

Ya ya, ohhhh.... Lu punya cibai lar, tak tahu bagi return yang lebih bagus?!!

Nenek saya boleh bagi return yang lebih Mahai lar.

Bodoh! Bodoh! balik rumah main burung lar, main ping pong pulak!

(I just simply created the 2nd one)

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P/S: Malaysian Commentary will keep u entertain. They are LAME LAME LAME ppl.