100th ONE! - PTS

U know there WAS this thing called PTS.

I dont really know the full name of it.

But it's to enable students to sort of JUMP Standard 4.

N go to Standard 5 from 3.

Oh, well, it sounds pretty gud thing right, in a way.

BUT,

The actual fact,

It's kinda RUBBISH!

I think, they found out that it was bringing more harm to students than good things.

The only good thing I see from PTS is u get to finish school faster, thats ALL!

Now Now,

The RUBBISH-ES that u gain from getting through PTS.

1. Many people reach PUBERTY at the age of 10 or Standard 4, by going to Standard 5 straight, U will tend to miss out one year of puberty.

Imagine this, U go Standard 5, people all know M*STE*B*T*ON already, and u know how to PEE only!

2. I learn alot in Standard 4, like BULLSHITTING, Learn to talk cock, Learn what they learn in standard 4, Plant plants during Kemahiran Hidup, Get more canning, Get to eat canteen food, etc....

If u went straight to standard 5, u wont get the chance to learn to plant trees, eat canteen food, etc... hahahaha!

3. Our mind develop alot on standard 4, like THINK better.

So, if u go straight to 5, ur mind is THINK-LESS!

4. During our time, 4 is where u start SCIENCE.

So, u skipped SCIENCE, how UN-COOL can that get wei!

5. In standard 4, means got go TUITION.

MEANS, get to know MORE 'FRIENDS'! ( CHICKS, BAPUKS, GAY, etc )

6. Was FAT during standard 3, then standard 4 is where u get FIT & LOOSE FATS, when u go 5, u will look good.

IMAGINE, going standard 5 FAT! ;)

7. U talk SPONGEBOB, SUPERMAN, POWER RANGERS, SAILORMOON, BARNEY in standard 3, standard 4 is where u change them into, How I Met Your Mother, High School Musical, P*RN, etc...

Try talking POWER RANGERS in standard 5, people will POW! u away!

Now, U see, there's all the POSITIVE things u loose from STANDARD 4!

Luckily I didnt JUMP that year! *like lar i got the chance*

The worst thing of all, When u grow up to 20, ur friends all will be talking about school years, and standard 4 will be one of them, and u will feel SUPER-LEFT OUT, and u will start to ask urself, *Why didnt i go through that wonderful year?!*

Then u will say,

Shit lar, parents, why did u send me straight to standard 5!!!

=)