A couple was caught having *heavenly time* in the car by a security guard.
Couple: Ahhh... Kuat lagi, kuat lagi. Ahhh.... Wah, ketatnya!!
Guard: Eh, u dua buat apa dalam kereta. Owh!! Main ye!! Mari sekarang, ikut saya pergi pintu depan, saya nak tulis report.
Couple: Mati lar kali ni, kena kahwin.. ( sekarang, saya akan pandu laju laju lari dari guard)
( tht stupid guy fail to realise tht inside uniten got 10++ bums, how to drive fast)
* Reaching front gate*
Guards: EH!! U , Berhenti!! * main gate closes*
Next, the couple drove as fast as possible n bang the main gate down. During tht 'banging' , a guard was knocked down, n he got injured quite badly n now the guard has passed away.
See, all this maksiat ppl.
Sorry to say this, it was a malay couple, the girl was wearing tudung summor *she thought wear tudung, ppl cannot see u having sex meh?* ( i'm sure u ppl guessed it, chinese all where got do in car wan, go hotel lar, dah lar inside Uniten got Residence hotel, so many star)
Uniten's main slogan --- *Uniten Generates Professional*
New slogan --- * Uniten Generates Sexual Couples Come Killers*
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