MALAYSIA!

It's Independence Day!

This ONE is for u, Our Country!

1st :-

Differentiate X in terms of X
Result: 1
Integrate X in terms of X
Result: X square/ 2

Differentiate LOVE in terms of LOVE
Result: HEART BREAK.
Integrate LOVE in terms of LOVE
Result: EVER LASTING LOVE.

Differentiate LIFE in terms of LIFE
Result: LIFELESS.
Integrate LIFE in terms of LIFE.
Result: FULL OF LIFE.

Differentiate A COUPLE in terms of A COUPLE
Result: BREAK UP.
Integrate A COUPLE in terms of A COUPLE.
Result: A MARRIED COUPLE.

Differentiate A FERTILIZED EGG in terms of A FERTILIZED EGG
Result: NO BABY.
Integrate A FERTILIZED EGG in terms of A FERTILIZED EGG.
Result: TWINS.

Differentiate I LOVE YOU in terms of I LOVE YOU
Result: I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE.
Integrate I LOVE YOU in terms of I LOVE YOU
Result: I LOVE YOU FOREVER!

....There are many more examples...

As u can see, when we differentiate things, we will get something negative as a result.
Why dont we all stop differentiating between one and another ?
Instead, practice integration.
And we will all gain positive results.
Live in INTEGRITY .

Everyone as one, 1 MALAYSIA.

(If this seems familiar to some, I posted it before)

2nd :-

M - Malay, Indian, Chinese

A - and Others

L - Living

A - Altogether

Y - Young & Old, Fat & Thin, Black & White & Yellow

S - Simultaneously

I - In

A - AMAN!

There will always be Racism everywhere!

Even if we dont speak our own language, people will see the Colour of our skin.

I hope everyone go Colour Blind or everything go into Darkness,

So that,

We can stop judging through Colours

&

See all AS ONE!

WITHOUT COLOURS!

That is the colour of MALAYSIA!

HAPPY MERDEKA PEOPLE OF MALAYSIA! & HAPPY 1 MALAYSIA!

China oh China!

China! China! China!

U made so many things already, EVERYTHING made in China!

Global Economy also u Top already!

Mining Explosion! also u have the MOST.

Expo also u have the BEST!

Although my ancestors come from ur place.

Not Paiseh meh, Win everything in BADMINTON?

Our Independence Day coming already, at least lar, Let us have the Have some PRESENT from u?

Which is, LOSE lar in Badminton to MALAYSIA!

=)

P/S: Dont get me wrong k! China & Malaysia are good countries. Same goes with any other country.

Wanna See an Accident?

Try seeing the following picture.

It's an actual incident,

&

I was in it.

See MY NAME on that car,

Yes, I was there k!

The idiot came from behind, SPEEDING like hell

&

Overtake OUT & IN!

While going in,

He somehow lost control,

His car went straight for the POOR MOTORCYCLIST.

BANG BE-DE-BANG BA-DA BOOM!

He hit the man,

&

The man FLEW! *I saw him flying*

Then,

The car,

Head for TREES ( The green bushy things u see on the picture)

He BANGED them into pieces,

Then,

He crossed the opposite road, and to the GRASSES!

There were smokes from the soil and others.

It all happened so quick,

I was kinda STUNNED for a while,

It felt as tho,

I was T*M CRUISE in an action movie!

Serious shit,

It was super scary, seeing that poor man flying. (Although is was kinda cool to see someone fly)

Trust me,

This really happened,

I CROSS MY HEART!

P/S: Please drive carefully people, & wear ur SEAT BELTS! i didnt put my seat belts on when the whole thing happened, N I Promise to put it on all the time after that!

I Have a Driver in the Class

=)

Handsome!

Went swimming today ( Saturday)

&

The following event happened in Mandarin.

A dad was trying to persuade his son ( 4 years old) to wear swimming cap.

( I was standing behind them)

That lil boy's sister ( maybe 6 years old ) said this to her younger brother to persuade him as well.

" Everyone also wear cap, don't have to be shy, SEE! the koko behind also wear, SEE! So Handsome"

I gave a huge smile =)

Eventually, the lil boy didn't wear.

Maybe these were the reasons :-

- That koko wear edi, so handsome, i wear surely not handsome wan.

- That koko wear edi, so handsome, i wear surely not handsome wan.

- That koko wear edi, so handsome, i wear surely not handsome wan.

Actually! that is the only reason, why he didnt want to wear! hahaha!!

P/S: Wearing cap prevents ur hair from becoming plastic k!

=)

Peekaboo!

Peekaboo is used to shocking, surprising, scare people.

The actual meaning behind it is -

PEEKABOO = PICK A BOOB!

So,

Girls, please do not go to a guy n say PEEKABOO! Coz, u will get hands coming to either ur LEFT one or RIGHT one!

Guys, if a girl say PEEKABOO to u, please be kind enough and reply their REQUEST!

Happy PEEKABOO-ING!

=)

Toilet

I happened to enter the toilet at 2.15pm today ( Wednesday)

&

I saw a Guy which is 'supposedly fasting' Peeing.

and it's 2.15pm

As I can recall,

The last time he 'supposed' to drink water was 5 something AM.

Max,

he would have PEE-ED it out by 9 or 10 AM!

He even took a long long time peeing.

I went in,

He started,

I use the toilet finish edi,

He still Pee-ing!

It's either:-

My watch showed the wrong time.

My pre-school teachers didnt taught me well in reading time.

He didnt Fast.

He has Intestines in the lengths of KILOMETERS!

OR

He's not a HUMAN! Since we all know it's the HANTU MONTH now!

=)

The World We Live In!

The world we live in today is full or CRAP-NESS.

From things,

To animals,

To humans,

To even CARTOON CHARACTERS!

The World is so DOWN-UPSIDE that our dear friend POOH decided to show some of OO to people!

=)

Sunday!

On Sunday,

I attended a friend's farewell party.

He's an indian guy,

So,

His relatives and friends were there.

This thing happened.

I went to the toilet,

When i came out,

A small indian boy (probably his cousin, maybe 6 years old), he saw me.

Then he asked me this.

Boy: *Stares at me AMAZED* U Chinese?!

HJ: *Shit, I dont look like Chinese?* Yea, I'm chinese. Wats up?

Boy: I know CHINESE!

HJ: Oh, u mean u know how to speak Chinese/Mandarin?

Boy: Yes, I know speak Man--darin.

HJ: *Shit, even indians know mandarin n i dont, dam paiseh* Oh, okay, speak some mandarin to me then.

Boy: *Looks LOST* Er er er, wait ar! *Runs away*

HJ: *This fella surely BULL-SHITTING ME WAN*

Boy RETURNS!

HJ: So, u know wat to say edi?

Boy: YES! LEI POK KAI! ( U POK KAI)

HJ: * WTH, Luckily he's a small boy, if not, I'll surely say F*** U! , Instead, i said* That's not mandarin lil boy, That's CANTONESE!

Boy EMOS and walk off.

I'm kinda happy that this happened, THAT MEANS, WE'RE 1MALAYSIA!

=)

Current ISSUE!

If u notice,

Currently,

The news that are making the headlines is the ones regarding the 'DISPOSING of Babies'.

It's like,

Day by day, it gets more.

How can such people exists?

They carry a living human inside them for 9MONTHS!

&

They just 'NICELY' put the newborn in rubbish dumps behind some Tmn Perumahan.

Such Mothers( Lets not call them mothers, they dont fit that name, such ANIMALS)

should just die by getting HIT by a CAR, fall into a drain and die or anything that kills them.

Each time I pass by a rubbish Dump, I wonder to myself,

Will I hear a baby crying inside?!

ACTUALLY,

All of this occurs because there is NO SEX EDUCATION in our education system.

All those that throw away their babies, went through this story line :-

Once upon a time,

Boy X and Girl Y are a couple together,

They didnt know wat is sex,

They THOUGHT babies are made through hatching of an egg ( LIKE THE CHICKENS, BIRDS)

So,

They POKE here, POKE there as they like,

SINCE, they dont know wat is sex.

They guy started POKING all the Holes of the girls using his 'WEAPON' including the girl's ears, nose, eyes, mouths and also the *hole on somewhere over the RAINBOWS* ( understand it urself)

BLA BLA BLA,

After a while,

The girl's stomach became BIGGER & BIGGER.

She thought that she was getting FATTER due to all the 'White MAYONNAISE' that her Boyfriend kept feeding her!

As time pass,

9 months!

BOOM BOOM POW!

She released something from her body!

*Remember that they think babies come from Hatching of eggs*

So, they thought that that 'baby' was an ALIEN.

They panicked,

&

They decided to BORROW the baby to the RUBBISH DUMP!

END OF STORY!

My main point is : SEX EDUCATION IS VERY IMPORTANT, Not to view it as the DIRTY side, but to EDUCATE people that SEX=BABIES! NOT Hatching of Eggs = BABIES!

&

Also, Don't poke the ears!

=)

Studying!

I think this happens to many many many people.

Whenever we study for a certain subject,

We will tackle questions.

When we are unable to SOLVE the questions,

We will decide to say that,

HAIYA, the question wont come out in exams wan lar.

But then, the next day, that particular question will come out in exam.

Then, we will say, SHIT LAR, i saw this question but I cannot solve.

It's like finding a 100 RINGGIT note on the floor and never take it, then when ur friend take it, u say, I just now saw that note already!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Dont Bluff urself!

=)

2am!

It's 2am in the morning.

The rain outside is pouring like all men and women PEEING all at once.

U have to study till the sun comes up

Because u have tons of exams, test, quizzes coming ahead.

The cold air is calling u to ur blanket on the bed.

The bed is MOANING for u to lay on her.

The bolster is BEGGING u to cuddle with her.

Ur body wants to fulfill all their WISHES.

BUT,

Ur books keep on SCREAMING for u.

Good Grades make ur mouth go WATERY.

This is wat to do!

It really works!

To satisfy everything!

Hug the Bolster 1 HAND,

Cover Half of ur body with the Blanket,

Put the Pillow on One Half of ur Head,

Close 1 eye ( Means One eye sleeping),

Rest half of ur Brain

The other eye continue studying,

The other hand continue writing,

The other half of the brain continue INPUTING!

After an HOUR doing that,

Change to the other side.

At this rate, U can REST and STAY FRESH!

HAPPY STUDYING!

=)

Resistivity

One day, during Electrical Measurement Lab.

After completing my lab activities.

I decided to do some EXTRA stuffs to kill time.

&

I found out that we, orangs, HUMANS have RESISTANCE inside of us!

SEE! There are numbers and OHMS!

So, that means, we can go outside on a RAINY DAY and do the RAIN DANCE and we wont get ELECTROCUTED!

&

We guys can RESIST TEMPTATIONS from STRIPPERS, DOTA GAMES, BURGERS, BAK KUT TEH'S etc..

&

U girls CAN RESIST SHOPPING, JUSTIN 'BIBIR', TWILIGHT, KOREAN SUPERSTARS etc..

BUT,

I found out another FACT! Which Is-

U, YES U! Have NOT ENOUGH RESISTIVITY TO RESIST MY BLOG RIGHT??!

&

I have to admit, I don't have enough RESISTIVITY to resist u ppl too

=))

Besides that,

We can use An electrical board thingy, some wires, a few resistant to make SOMETHINGS!

SEE! MA NAME!

Too bad, the board was too small,

I wanted to create this on it too actually,

-- I LOVE YOU ALL! YES U! READING THIS RIGHT NOW!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

=)