The HEAT!

The weather is DAM hot these days,

Being poor, and no money to buy AIR-COND, or rather, I DONT WANNA SPOIL THE ENVIRONTMENT WITH MORE AIR COND =)

I had to google up some ideas to keep cool.

&

I really tried one of them,

Which was to PUT A CONTAINER OF Ice plus cold water in front of a blowing fan.

&

It works! Beat the Heat

=)

Cockroach

A Cock-roach is an INSECT!

This insect is very dangerous insect.

According to my friend,

This insect can BITE human and EAT them up,

LIKE wat they do in MEN IN BLACK 1.

So,

Next time,

When u sleep, make sure the lights are on,

Or else, the Cock-ROACH will bite u.

;)

Tagging

See this photo!

Takkan they can detect Pretty girl, Handsome guy cannot right??

Stupid Automatic TAGGING crap!
Just because I opened my MOUTH,
They cannot determine who i am!!!

=S

Aunty that DRIVES

While driving,

With MUMMY beside of me.

I came to a junction,

&

OPSSSIE! I went out too much

&

A car was coming

That was two AUNTIES! in the car.

She bloody slowed down her car

&

Kept on STARING at me!

I got fed up and showed her this!

Then,
I remembered! OPSS! Mummy is beside of me!

OH well! it all went smoothly and she was cool with it!

BOOOO!!!! to u bloody staring aunty!

=D

ARMPIT!

Immediately after sprinting for 50m in swimming,

A guy,

Which I never spoken to in my life,

Told me this,

Guy :DAM! I cannot feel my legs at all, dam tiring!

* This is the best part! *

Guy : Dude! did u saw that GIRL'S ARMPIT?

HJ: What u mean???

Guy : HER ARMPIT IS FULL OF HAIR! So Disgusting! There there, she now swimming in lane 6.

Next,

When the girl came up!

It was something like this!! YUCKS!!!

Maybe not so bad!
But! Really! hers are disgusting!!!

=P

Canteen!

Recently,

I was in ACS School Canteen,

Me former school,

But,

They changed the canteen.

This is the new canteen.

Apparently,

As u can see! The MENU has lots of FOODS!

BUT!!!!!!

On wednesday, a GUY ate this!

and then,

ON FRIDAY!

He ate this!

U See!!!
Its the same food!

and it not only happened with one person!
but WITH EVERYONE!

And!
They say that, that is the only food there!!

So much for the MENU! my ass!

=)

Finished

Exams Finished

&

all the HYPE for it to finish,

became not so much HYPED after all.

Like always,

U just have NOTHING to do!

That should be the way of it I guess!

EPPYYY Holidays!

:)

Exam

I'm having FINALS!

SO......

To U and ME!

=)

Earthquake

This is no Insult to Japan or anything k,

I kesian them as much as u do.

But,

I find it very CONFUSING!

Which magnitude of Earthquake did they really face
On that particular time!

Maybe its all added up.

=)

Wisdom

Ppl always say,

AS U GROW OLDER! U BECOME WISER!

Han Jien was saying this in the afternoon,

" Er, u know the time when U.S attacked AMERICA and the story was shown in CNN "

Ya ya ya!

As u grow OLDER, u become WISER,

But ur speech GETS LOUSIER!!

=)

A & W

I went to A&W today!

And the cashier lady happened to be a TYPICAL CHINESE NAMED LADY!

MEI LING!

I expected her to speak to me English or something!

Mana Tau!

She speaked to me in BM!

* Makan Sini ke Bawa Balik? *

( Her BM was dam fluent! )

But then!

HER MATH SUCKS!

As u can see!

She was supposed to give me back 5 CENTS change!

But she gave me 50 CENTS!

=)

This is very nice! hahahaha

I got this message from a particular human,

A GUY k, dont get me wrong.

ya

k la night

tmr still got school

night night

sweet dream

love u coach

=)

Kacang-Kacang 2

Remember the KACANG story,
Here's the sequel to it
After sometime,
This happened to the kacang shells.

They started to rot and grow fungus

=)