Moody Moody!

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My maid is crazy!

My maid!

She's Cambodian!

She dont understand wat we say!

Daddy tells her, " The room got DOG shit, ask her to clean "

She goes and take HAIR DRYER!

She thought bathe the dog!

Then, she's stepping on the POOP and Holding HAIR DRYER and asking my mum, WHERE?!!

=D

I Have a Sanitizer!

I have this very special SANITIZER that was given by the Blood Donation people,

Coz,

I went for BLOOD DONATION!

Use this Sanitizer before u *ehem ehem* to clean ur lil brother to prevent bacteria!

Warning: it does not mean that u wont get STD k!

=)

Flu

A friend,

Caught cold and had flu,

This was his reason,

" I slept late lar, doing assignment, today, i go back sleep alot, confirm no more flu! "

I didnt know such thing existed! hahaha!

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Inter Course!

I was explaining to my sister about a sports thingy that i attended recently.

SIS: U got win meh, that day u went that competition?

HJ: Yeah! We won wert! 1st summor!

SIS: Wat competition is that?

HJ: It's an INTER-COURSE competition. *after a few seconds, oh! INTERCOURSE!*

hahahaha!!!

Everyone started laughing!

Dirty oh dirty MIND!

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Reading

The national library of Malaysia carried out this survey for a few years already.

It's a survey to see how many books Malaysians read in a year or something.

In 2009, the average was 2 books per year!

Then,

This year, 2010, got improvement, averagely, 7 BOOKS!

I guess,

They kinda cheat on the results!

I NEVER read a single book for SO MANY YEARS already,

&

They are saying that i averagely read 7 a year???

I think, most of u dont read also!

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