Dont Blame Me!

Please dont blame me for the following craps.

Blame it on the one who told me such things!

FAT girls have bad body odour or rather, they STINK!

Thin girls on the other hand have nice and pleasant smell.

IF a thin girl stink,

That means she was FAT before.

IF a fat girl has nice smell,

That means she was THIN before.

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P/S: Blame all this on WL

Dilarang!

Seeee !!

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Pringles!

Remember the previous post where an idiot guy was sleeping with Mister Potatoes?

Well,

That same idiot guy has addiction on Pringles as well.

He keeps a can on Pringles in his car and eats them during traffic jams!

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Mister Potato!

Mister Potato taking its addiction to the MAX!

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Fart

Some people will keep their shits in them for a few days,

Even after wanting to shit a few times,

They will keep them inside.

So that,

It will produce SMELLY FARTS!

=)

Eye Sight Can Be Deceiving

One day at a Mamak Stall.

I went with a friend.

So,

The 2 of us occupied 2 chairs on a square table,

2 chairs were left unoccupied.

After a while, a guy with eye disorder(C*ck Eyes) came and this happened.

One half of his eyes was looking at one chair,
And the other half was looking at the other.
He asked whether the chair is occupied?
We assumed, only one chair.
So, we allowed him to take the chair.

Mana tau, he took both of the chairs!

SHOOT TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!

ONE EYE TO THE EAST, ANOTHER TO THE WEST = BROAD MINDED!

EYE SIGHT CAN BE DECEIVING!

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Wayang!

Today I went to the Wayang to watch Robin Hood.

I sat beside a young, cute and tiny couple.

(They were YOUNG, maybe 15?)

(Tiny, both were very small in size)

So, the movie started.

I was lucky because I not only got to watch Robin Hood in front,

I got to watch pasangan bercumbu-cumbu beside.

They barely watched the movie.

(Even if they did, I doubt they understand much)

AHAHAHA!!

They probably chose that movie coz it was kinda long, 2 hours plus.

So, they could have more time to MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS here and there!

Halfway through the movie,

They got even more intense.

I could hear "SMOOCHING" sounds!

Picture this, Robin Hood shooting arrows in front, and u can hear WATERY SALIVA sounds beside, cool effect huh?

And,

I kinda looked at them quite often,

They didnt even notice.

The girl was probably busy closing her eyes,

and,

The guy busy STEAMING lar! hahahaha!

Think about this: They wasted 16 bucks(coz its cheap day), kissing & not watching the movie at all, if they did that 10 times, will be 160 bucks. Better still go rent a HOTEL ROOM, can make LOVE also? LOL! Plus, HAN JIEN WONT BE WATCHING U PPL MAKE OUT!

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Getting to experience this brought a few things to mind:

1.In the Cinema, u can do wat ever u want!

2.I went with 2 guys, So, yea, I was wondering, WHY DONT I HAVE A GIRL WITH ME?, when such lil kid is so lucky. =D. Happy future ahead of u Lil Boy!

Nuts

LOL = Ketawa Dengan Kuat.

LMAO = Ketawa Sampai Buntut Tercabut.

SWEAT = Berpeluh?

WTF = Apa Itu Konkek?

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A Guy.

A particular guy's name WAS Lee Chin Beng.

Then,

He went to China to pursue Degree and came back being Waa Chin Beng.

Then,

He went to United States to pursue his Masters and came back being Benjamin Lee/Ben Lee!

Now, I see him on the streets as Lu Ci Bai!

=)

Traffic Jam

It was June the 1st 2010, around 5pm.

I got stucked in a jam in federal highway,

Along the stretch of road where they sell EXPENSIVE cars.

It was raining.

I was on the middle lane.

I decided to do something CRAZY.

I switched on the double signal and stopped my car.

Pretended that my car had some failures.

Then cars started honking and putting on their signals to move left or right.

Some drivers passed and showed middle fingers!

I pretended like nothing happened.

After a few cars potong-ed out,

I started my engine and started driving again.

Then,

I potong-ed those cars back.

And I looked at them happily!

Again,

I put on the double signal,

and parked in the middle of the highway again!

HAHAHAHA!

Finally,

I went on with the flow and head HOME!

=)

Oh well, I didnt actually did those things, but those things actually went through my mind and I really wanted to do it. But, I saved it for another time!