Pemandu Kereta

To obtain ur driving license.

I'm sure u went through all the undang craps and also an instructor to teach u all the 'Superb driving skills'.

That instructor will always n forever be the one that guide u to ur car license.

So,

One day,

Ur're driving.

Due to bad time managment,

U drive like an asshole.

Then, u get horned!

N U see ur driving instructor,

How will u feel??

Stubborn!

Billions of Stubborn ppl in this world.

Read the word Stubborn from the back.

U'll get this.

Born to Be Stupid!

Stu = Stupid , B = Be , Born = Born

=)

6am in the morning..

At 6 am,

After a night of driving slowly behind a big vehicle.

It's time to go dreamland.

In a car.

With two other ppl.

Before I could get to my sleep mode,

The other two human being started Snoring!!

Dah lar if ppl snore in a room,

It's loud enough to disturb one from sleeping.

Imagine, in such a small space; a CAR!

Wah liow,

The echo is like giler!

Finally, I did not get to sleep at all!

During Primary School!

Try recalling....

I'm sure you all heard this before..

School teacher asking about our ambition.

Possible answers:

1.Doctor(most common)

2.Businessman

3.Engineer

4.Manager(Why such ambition?)

etcc....

Dam alot of ppl answered doctors and engineers.

BUT then,

Those that are currently studying to be doctors are only 2/25.

Out of the 25 who answered.

Some are even not studying anymore, working is some handphone shop, selling camera, etc...

I'm not saying that they are stupid or wat..

Imagine if they all work very hard to achieve their ambition.

It would be a better world for them right??

P/S: Try recalling what ambition u voice out when u were in pre-school, primary school.

And set to that . =)

Just to spill it out,

My ambition was BUSINESSMAN like my father, MANAGER like my mother.! LOL!!

And, what i'm studying now?? ehehehe

Kesas...

Ytd,

While driving on Kesas Highway.

A Chunted Mercedez-Benz drove pass.

E200 or E350, I cannot really recall.

A lady was driving.

Wearing shades.

Those 30 year old.

Married to some Tycoon of something

Those that carry LV bags.

She was Hot. NO JOKE!

Then she VROOMM! pass me..

I was like,

I know lar, u mercedez.

Then reached tol.

She had smart tag also.

So she used the right lane.

I used the one beside her.

Suddenly,

I saw her got stucked there.

The 'PALANG' never open.

Mine, opened like normal.

Then i started laughing.

I driving wira also never get stucked in tol!

She drive mercedez, vroom so fast also sangkut!

TWO REASONS WHY NEVER OPEN FOR HER:

1. Used up all the money to pay for loan. Not enough money to reload Touch 'N' Go card.

2. She too hot, till the Palang wanna dont open, so the palang can see her longer!

=)

P/S: IF got no money, don buy car. later got no money reload touch n go..hahaha!

Today!

Today,

I went for a Safety Course in Bangi.

The whole thing consists of a 7 hour talk and at the end of it, we have to sit for a 40 objective question test in order to pass out. Have to get 24/40 to pass.

I think I'm the only 20 year old there.

The rest are all 30 plus, i think.

Like normal,

They talk about safety crap.

Dont take drugs, Dont simply pee, Oxygen contributes to FIRE!, Electricity can shock ur ass off!

Here starts the crazy parts!

The meals they provide are crazy one.

1. 10 am, eat Nasi Lemak.

2. 12pm, burger.

3. 1pm, eat rice,all the lauk-lauk.

4. 3pm, tea time, coffee, kuih.

5. 4pm, chicken chop.

6. 5pm, BBQ.

(Naahhhh.. ignore the blue lines wan k, they're just craps) =)

TIME FOR TEST!

During the test time,

They had ppl who wanted to re-sit to join us for the test.

(These ppl failed dam alot of times edi)

One super HOT! lady came n sit beside of me.

Seriously, any guy that see her also will confirm say that she's super hot!

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She's 54 years old.

She's those old, hair super messy indian woman!

She can barely fill in her own name.

I had to help her.

(Just for ur info, all of us got different sets of test paper)

(The questions are almost the same, but the arrangement are not; to prevent ppl from copying)

Then, we started doing.

That indian woman was doing this the whole time.

Picture this:

I do number 1, she do number 1.

I circle (A), she circle (A)

She langsung never read her questions ( SHE DONT KNOW HOW TO READ )

She just follow my answers.

While going through my questions, I underline the key words so I get wat answers they want.

She also underline some words, but the words meant ntg wan.

Then, I turned n look at her.

She started shaking her head n smile.

(U know the way indian woman shake their heads)

(Those head shakes that tell u , AIYOYO, AMA, APA)

She kept on following my answers until number 40!

I finish, she also finish.

Luckily, when i left, she didnt come to me n ask , (Saya boleh ikut u balik rumah?), tht time, siow liow lar!

I don mean to laugh at her k.

During the examination,

If i had the chance, I really wanted to take her paper n answer for her.

(The thing is, I couldnt)

I really felt kesian for her.

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P/S: KIDS, TREASURE THE EDUCATION THAT UR PARENTS PROVIDE YOU WITH, THESE PPL HAD NO CHANCE TO STUDY, THATS WHY, THEY'RE SUFFERING NOW!

A trip to somewhere(s).

About 2 weeks ago,

After finals,

6 Ppl,

We went for a trip to PD & Melaka just because we had a free night stay in some resort in PD.

Left at 10am to Uni to fetch 'the ppl'.

Unfortunately,

The car that we drove in broke down.

So, we had to called for a tow truck to tow the car!

From this pic, u surely can see which is the 'broken' car right?

(Obviously, its tht brownish lousy car)

While waiting for the tow truck.

We had some activities for company.

(Imagine, a few sakai-ted fellas with a broken down car, drinking by the highway)

(Started burning leafs, branches by the highway) (Konnonnya, helping to clear the rubbish)

Then, the tow truck came and towed the car.

Gotcha! The actual one which broke down is the red one.. =))

We continued our journey with another car!

Checked in...

Went around PD, frankly, the whole town sucks.

BUT, somehow, (maybe by luck)

We found the 'BEST BURGER IN PD'

(The burgers are really dam gud k!)

Continued to be alcoholics!

Now, u see the effects of alcohol!

The next day, we went for a swimming session, there were quite a number of pictures, but for the sake of the health of ur eyes, i wont post them up k..=)

Drove to Melaka using kampung roads

(P/S: Kampung drivers sucks!)

Then, I took the 'virginity' of a person.

(20 years of life, this fella have never been to Melaka before)

How sad!

Again, u see the after effects of too much alcohol from the previous night!

(Children: Please avoid alcohol k!)

Group picture!

Please ignore that idiot in front,

He SS, ZHE PAI(Self take).

At the end of it,

I had to give up due to exhaustion.

It was a great, samparted, exhausting trip.

See u ppl in 3 months time!

=)

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Sometimes u do things u'll regret.

But,

We are only Human,

We make mistakes!

=)

Where?

U know retainers?

Those plastic thingy that u put on ur teeth to hold them.

After putting metals on ur teeth.

Where do people normally keep retainers?

IN THE LAPTOP BAG!

=)

In 3 days!

In just 3 days, I've got to know a bunch of small(young) ppl.

Before this, I dont even know some of them existed.

They're nice ppl, some crappy ones.

Got FAT POOH, WORM, DARKEST CHINESE EVER, ONLY INDIAN, ANG MOH KIA etc..

Regardless of how dark n sick i became due to the SUN,

It's great fun crapping with u ppl.

Anyways,

Wish u all the best next week!

Go screw some asses!

(Doubt any of u will ever see this)

=)